LEGO^® Set 21369 The X-files

2026-07-29 | Mark

Smoking Man: Agent Scully, have you seen Agent Mulder? I can’t find my Morleys and I suspect he’s taken them. Scully: No, Sir. I doubt Agent Mulder would have taken your smokes. He

Smoking Man: Oh, well, then… Scully: Sir, while you’re here. Have you seen what LEGO has done to me? They’ve put me in a brown pantsuit. I keep getting mistaken for Hillary Clinton.

Smoking Man: I think that is something you should take up with your supervisor. Scully: Okay, thank you. Watch out for the black oil on your way out.

Smoking Man: Agent Skinner, have you seen Agent Mulder? I can’t find my Morleys and I suspect he’s taken them. Skinner: You know Mulder isn’t into tobacco. He’s into pistachios and porn.

Smoking Man: So I’ve heard. Skinner: If you’re finished, I have work to do.

Scully: Sir, do you have a minute? Skinner: What is it Agent Scully?

Scully: Also, LEGO has put me in a brown pantsuit and I keep getting mistaken for Hillary Clinton. You know? It’s exasperating.

Scully: LEGO managed to give me a proper lab coat and blue scrubs in the Gift-with-Purchase, so this is brown pantsuit is highly suspicious. Skinner: You want me to open an investigation into this?

Scully: Sir, it’s an X-File if ever there was one. Skinner: No promises, but I will see what I can do, Agent Scully.

Scully: Thank you, sir. Skinner: Have you seen Agent Mulder? Cancer Man was just in here looking for his Morleys and Mulder.

Scully: Given what LEGO has done to me, I would suspect LEGO decided to deny Cancer Man his smokes! Skinner: And we know that Mulder isn’t into smokes, he’s into pistachios and porn.

Smoking Man: Agent Krycek, have you seen Agent Mulder? I think he has taken my Morleys. Krycek: After what you did to me, you want my help? Mulder isn’t into smokes, he’s into pistachios and porn.

Smoking Man: Have you seen Agent Mulder? I think he has stolen my Morleys. Flukeman: {gurgle} pistachios {blargh} porn {ghsss}

Smoking Man: Have you seen Agent Mulder? I think he has stolen my Morleys. Mister X: You know Mulder isn’t into smokes, he’s into pistachios and porn.

Smoking Man: Have you seen…are those my Morleys? Alien: Dude, yeah, sorry, I’ve been chain smoking them just as fast as I can.

Smoking Man: Well, that is the way to do it. Alien: Right? Look how much they’ve made me grow! I’m almost as tall as you!

Smoking Man: I see. Can I get… Alien: Oh! D’you remember keeping me in an erlenmeyer flask?

Mulder: It’s like I always say: Trust no one.